Fewmets
/FYOO-mets/ noun
≈ “Shit / Crap”
Dragon droppings. Used as a general expletive among dragonriders who spend their days cleaning up after enormous dragons.
“Oh, fewmets! The hatchling got into the stores again.”— Various dragonriders
Etymology
From the real English word 'fewmets' meaning deer droppings (a term from hunting). McCaffrey repurposed it for dragon excrement, and because dragonriders work with it daily, it naturally became their go-to scatological curse.
Usage History
Used across the Pern novel series. Notable because it's based on a real (if archaic) English word.
Taboo Trajectory
A realistic example of profession-specific profanity. The people who deal with the substance daily are the ones who curse with it.
Semantic Drift Timeline
Consistent usage throughout the series. A term of art that doubled as profanity.
Regional Notes
Specific to dragonrider culture. Non-riders might not use it.
Real-World Euphemisms
DroppingsDungExcrementManure