Fewmets

/FYOO-mets/ noun

≈ “Shit / Crap

Dragon droppings. Used as a general expletive among dragonriders who spend their days cleaning up after enormous dragons.

Oh, fewmets! The hatchling got into the stores again.
Various dragonriders

Etymology

From the real English word 'fewmets' meaning deer droppings (a term from hunting). McCaffrey repurposed it for dragon excrement, and because dragonriders work with it daily, it naturally became their go-to scatological curse.

Usage History

Used across the Pern novel series. Notable because it's based on a real (if archaic) English word.

Taboo Trajectory

A realistic example of profession-specific profanity. The people who deal with the substance daily are the ones who curse with it.

Semantic Drift Timeline

Consistent usage throughout the series. A term of art that doubled as profanity.

Regional Notes

Specific to dragonrider culture. Non-riders might not use it.

Real-World Euphemisms

DroppingsDungExcrementManure