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“Kalad's Phantoms, man! This could easily spin into another Manywar.”
— Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson (2009)

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Kalad's Phantoms!

≈ “Jesus Christ! / Holy shit! (oath of shock)”

/KAL-adz FAN-tumz/interjection

An oath invoking Kalad the Usurper's legendary Lifeless army — the Phantoms. Kalad created thousands of stone-encased Lifeless soldiers that nearly destroyed civilization during the Manywar. Invoking his Phantoms is invoking the most terrifying military force in Nalthian history.

BookOathExtreme
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Lord of Colors!

≈ “Oh God! / Good Lord! (strong oath)”

/LORD uv KUL-erz/interjection

A stronger form of the 'Colors!' oath, elevating it by invoking a divine personification — the Lord of Colors. In Chapter 38, Lightsong actually lampoons this convention, asking why the Returned gods swear by colors rather than by their own names. His conclusion: they should just swear by 'You!'

BookOathModerate

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